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Don't remember this down-down but it involved singing a song and drinking a beer and the Hares. And the Hares. Just Danielle, Captain Jerk.

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A plethora of virgins and first timers, took half an hour to introduce them all. Thanks, Captain Jerk!

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Hare lies with Just Danielle, Captain Jerk and In Cum Snatch

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Captain Jerk brought a cougar to the hash and filled it up with vodka num nums

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Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk does a down down. Heaven's Gate looks like he's about to do an up up.

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Captain Jerk & Moist Muffin have some fun with Bone of Arc

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Finish behind Manchester/College...Captain Jerk is happy to be done and is cell phoning everyone to let them know.

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The Captain JerkExpress Card... don't heave home without it!

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Captain Jerk proving that he's more agile on his feet than Betty Cock In Her is

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Captain Jerk discusses the hotness of the first timer (Missionary Impossible).

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B2B - Bunny Killer, ??, Sequential, Kooter, More Sex, Victoria & Captain Jerk

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Bay 2 Breakers: Captain Jerk, Sniff, More Sex & Whale Boner

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B2B Bar Scene with Captain Jerk

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Connie, Captain Jerk, Got Milk and Buttdart at the Captain's toga thang

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Connie, Captain Jerk, Got Milk, Buttdart

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Colonel's Bitch and our hero, Captain Jerk

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??, Captain Jerk

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Group Shot from Pub Crawl - Hashers, Captain Jerk & London Bridge

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Captain Jerk! and Chicken of the Seamen

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C F*ck and Captain Jerk drinking out of the Capt. new shoes

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Captain Jerk and the Red, White and Blue Rooster!

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Boys, CFM, Nipple, C Fuck & Captain Jerk

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Shrimp Skanky,Betty Cock In Her, Captain Jerk, Mammaries

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Captain Jerk sez "Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!"

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Betty, Thing a Thong, Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk, Lucy I am Homo, Knee Deep, Salad Shooter, Fuxedo... Let the whippings begin!

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Captain Jerk proudly displays his FRB status

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Captain Jerk and the lovely Stuff Me

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Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk, "You!!! YOU!"

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Blow Ho, Captain Jerk & Chain Link Pink

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Captain Jerk has the paper towel, Nice Hair looks for the hand lotion, Missionary Impossible provides the inspiration

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GI Ho greets Snowball. TNT & Captain Jerk stand amazed.

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Captain Jerk n Sniff

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Captain Jerk addresses OnErAss and his other fellow Roaman' humpers

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The Acropolips may be in Greece. Still, Captain Jerk is helping to hold it up.

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Swallow Bitzsch, 101, Captain Jerk

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Pimp Daddy Captain Jerk selling Nookie

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Captain Jerk, MP3 and Get Moose & Squirrel in the background

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Captain Jerk passes the baton to Ass Transit.

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Captain Jerk shows off his latest yoga moves...

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I am Captain Jerk and you are not!

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Captain Jerk and Bone of Arc

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Captain Jerk, apparent use of jell-o

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Captain Jerk, Oral Sax

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Shortly after receiving Alouette status, Heidi gives Captain Jerk a body shot

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Hare Captain Jerk gets a shot of his own medicine

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Captain Jerk gives the Mayor of Boodietown a taste of Tijuana

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Captain Jerk wants to give YOU a shot of something green. Maui looks concerned.

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Milla, Vanessa, Shelly, Susette, and Michelle with Captain Jerk -- thank you for letting Humpin' invade your house and drink your tequila!! Captain's in a Harem! Captain's in a Harem!

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Oceanside shot check with Captain Jerk Captain's in a Harem! Captain's in a Harem!

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Drink, hare, drink! (Captain Jerk gets fed tequila from two sides)

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Putting the Fina in the Mas Fina Cantina, its Shelly, Susette, and Milla. And Captain Jerk. And an aspiring hasher who no doubt has a new birthday song to sing at school on Monday.

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Captain Jerk and Shelly at the Mas Fina Cantina. One of them's been drinkin'

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Captain Jerk, Shelly, Milla

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Pixie holds still long enough to take a picture with Captain Jerk and Trailer Tits

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More Hare Lies from Captain Jerk.

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CFM, Sex Cadet, Captain Jerk, and the mystery Mexican wrestler (OK, Swallow Bitzch)

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Borracho de Mayo hares CFM, Sex Cadet, and Captain Jerk

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Swallow Bitzch translates Captain Jerk's hare lies

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Captain Jerk and Asshopher (I think) get mas tequila

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Shelly and Captain Jerk

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CFM, Sex Cadet, Captain Jerk, CFR, MP3. Looks like a Hares down-down.

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Captain Jerk and beer check assistants

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Captain Jerk putts for par

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Captain Jerk and Holy Shit at the on-on-on-on-on-after

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Hands Off I think, Stuff Me with a 15 Pounder, MP3, a visitor, Captain Jerk, and CFR

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Weed Whacker and Roach, while Captain Jerk makes use of the signs he got from visitor Wash n Wear

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Captain Jerk suggests that Weed Whacker should shake it. MP3 feels otherwise

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Weed Whacker shakes it. Nobody knows if Captain Jerk got his number.

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Beaver Bam-Bam Balls and his Hash Horn (with Captain Jerk living up to his namesake again)

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CFR (puking again?), Captain Jerk, Stuff Me and Barbie

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Captain Jerk explains the rules of OCPUH3 while Chisler scratches his head in confusion, and hare-to-be Gummee holds his head in pain

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Slugfucker, Captain Jerk, Smelly Toupee, Nice Hair Fag and Rump Ranger drink

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GI-Ho, Slugfucker, Swallow Bitzch (behind AHH), AssHopHer, Captain Jerk, Icehole, Chisler and Dr.Dive

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GI-Ho self potraiture with Captain Jerk

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Humpin' Hash July 3rd. Major Dogwood, Sex Cadet, Captain Jerk, 1900-Aaah! and Gummee

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Captain Jerk and Marie. Stroke too!

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Mrs. Buttfire and Captain Jerk want a Peace!

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Captain Jerk, Holy Shit, and the Red Sea

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Stuff Me and Captain Jerk - the unstoppable fist!

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Could this be Captain Jerk's new signature pose? Look out Harriette's! In the meantime, CFR takes the nice guy stance.

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No, I'm Darth Helmet! Hare 2-Dogs along with Acropolips, are "special." Pixy and Captain Jerk wear their water wings.

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Dr. Thorneybush, Just Shawn, Just Joyce & Captain Jerk

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Today's hares, Captain Jerk, Pixie, and 2 Dogs

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Captain Jerk, Pixie and 2 Dogs Share some beer.

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Captain Jerk and Pixy

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XC, Acropolips, Captain Jerk, Pixy, and mortal Sherry

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Quake n' Bake, DoucheLand, Captain Jerk, Acropolips and Pixie burnin' up the dance floor

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Stuff Me, Stroke, Acropolips, and Captain Jerk line up for Fuxedo's autograph as he descends from the stage

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Captain Jerk and Trojan Man (Fuxedo)

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Boys to Men, Captain Jerk and ???

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Captain Jerk and Holy Shit

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Captain Jerk, Holy Shit

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Salad Shooter with Captain Jerk

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Holy Shit and Captain Jerk head south. Hangover, Captain?

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Captain Jerk with his nicely-matched mullet. Scary, but oddly sexy too.

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Asshoper wishing that he would have brought his human cannonball outfit! IGIT and Captain Jerk are doing their best imitations of pResident Bush, who's imitating the Village People, as seen in the paper that Salad Shooter's holding up.

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The Captain Jerk mobile

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Captain Jerk, Howdy, Roach, CFM, Barrel Buddy and AssHopHer

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Captain Jerk doin' it Doggie Style with Mossy Patch

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Stuff Me and Captain Jerk

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Circle with Dr. Zaius, Swallow Bitzch as identified by the charming pink hat, Captain Jerk, and AssHopHer

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Captain Jerk earns his Red Wings!

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Captain Jerk, Kumrad, Rhesus Pieces, and Dancing Queen

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Beer Check #2 (Dini's by the Sea): The hares, Swallow Bitzch, Captain Jerk and Dr. Dive have some fun with Special Head

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Captain Jerk gets friendly with the wait staff

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London's Bitch and Captain Jerk on the notorious G-Spot-Pole

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Captain Jerk pole dances with the waitress

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Humpin' Hooligans Swallow Bitzch, Captain Jerk, Special Head and Doktor Dive

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Captain Jerk and London Bitch

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Cannibus and Captain Jerk confirm for all Harriettes, AssHopHer is this big...

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Captain Jerk, Doktor Dive, Ass Hopper and not-so-often running Just Jessica

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And the hares lie, while Captain Jerk is stealing some important trail gear

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The statuesque Captain Jerk

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Tippy Cup -- Stroke from Tampa and Mammories debate the rules of the game, while Captain Jerk consults by phone with head Tippy Cup referree, Semper Bi. Meanwhile, Gi Ho opts for a more standard method of beer intake.

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Captain Jerk with the cutest of the walk-on party girls

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Betta latent than never! Captain Jerk with Ho Rub.

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Captain Jerk and Holy Shit and their friendly 40.

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Pimp Daddy Captain Jerk, Holy Shit, and some Old E in the trunk of the Caddy

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Captain Jerk, Stalemate, Pixy and tongue, An Obscured Ass Hop Her, 2 Dogs and Weed Whacker

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MP3 gets Captain Jerk while Deer Near gets Captain Crunch

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Carrot Twat & Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and Boys-2-Men

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Captain Jerk & Wandering Menstrul. The unstoppable fist and the unstoppable tambourine!

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???, Captain Jerk

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Alexis, Captain Jerk, two hot harriettes, and a bottle of wine... yaay!

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Stinkin Pussy and Captain Jerk head out from beercheck #1

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Captain Jerk makes his way through the impenetrable scrub

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Captain Jerk about to enter the scrub

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2-Fisted collects money, Stuff Me & Captain Jerk warm up with pre-run cocktails, and Need No Stinkin Pussy & ECT lean on CJ's former co-worker's car (which wasn't 2-Dogs' Expedition... sorry!)

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Semper Thighs hosts cocktail check #2. Stinkin Pussy, Captain Jerk, Ginger Snatch, Stuff Me, AWOL

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Dr. Zaius, ECT, Captain Jerk and Wax enjoy Beer Check #1 and #3

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Captain Jerk launches on the slide while 2 Dogs yanks the ladder out from under him

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Captain Jerk jumps to spank a flying Tuna

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Sakuhachi, GI Ho, Captain Jerk, and Stroke.

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Strap-On Tools, SOS and Captain Jerk

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"Fembots - take me to your leader!" Captain Jerk, GI HO & SOS

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Stuff Me, AssHopHer, Captain Jerk and Boys 2 Men warm up for the Humpin' Hash in style

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End of The Trail. At Your Cervix and Captain Jerk with the sun setting behind the bullet holes in the sign.

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Hyperc*nt, all the way from Vegas, with Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk packs Stuff Me's 'chute.

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Salad Shooter, Stuff Me, and Captain Jerk.

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Clockwise from bottom: Rub My Buns, G Minor, Captain Jerk, Drag, O.J. ON the Run, Dork, ?, Turd Burd and Rolling Rocks conduct a naming committee.

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Captain Jerk interviews Amber and Justin for their naming

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Captain Jerk's Tags picked up a thing or two while he was in Rio. And now shows his real self in Palm Springs.

Captain Jerk's not so sure he wants his tags back. Or at least not the whistle
Love ya,

(not really)
CJ

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Captain Jerk's tags likes men too? Wow, Rio has Captain turning over a new leaf!

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Captain Jerk's tags getting jiggy with it.

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Captain Jerks tags like weiners.

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Captain Jerk's tags at mid-night

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Captain jerk's tags and shrinkage factor. He's a definate grower!!!

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Captain Jerk's tags and booobies!

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Captain Jerk's tags - they cum in all shapes and sizes

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Captain Jerk and Chain Link Pink

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* Party in AssHopHer's Room! * But is AssHopHer actually standing up?! Must have been early! Meanwhile, Captain Jerk weilds the Jagermeister as Wax and Out And Ready got his back.

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CFR, KumRad, and Captain Jerk

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Captain jerk, SOS & Chizzler

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Captain Jerk wheels in drunk Wonder Woman (SOS)

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Captain Jerk and Wax my Snatch. Brazilian powers, activate!

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Captain Jerk & AHH bring Brazil to the hash

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Captain Jerk, KumRad, and Mrs. Austin Buttfire Powers

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Captain Jerk and some of the local talent that wasn't quite old enough to attend this year's Bar-2-Bar

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At Your Cervix from Tuscon is back for her 5th Humpin Hash & Captain Jerk

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KumRad and Captain Jerk

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KumRad and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and KumRad

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KumRad and Captain Jerk

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What a lovely smell in that tunnel, said Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and Ass Hop Her tell it like it is to CFR and Choke Up Kids

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CFR (with Hashit), Captain Jerk, AssHopHer, and Choke Up Kids

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Captain Jerk, Rhonda, In Cum Snatch & IGIT

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Rhonda, Captain Jerk & In Cum Snatch

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Stuff Me, In Cum Snatch, and Captain Jerk What Are You Looking At?

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Captain jerk reminisces of his russian mail order brides

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Sniff My Butt and Captain Jerk in SF

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Captain Jerk and SOS. And GI's head.

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GI Ho, Captain Jerk, and SOS

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Captain Jerk thinking about moving on to the x-rated drinks..

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Captain Jerk demonstrates the Jump and Point With Your Eyes Closed method of selecting what shot comes next

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Captain Jerk and Felicia

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Colorful Cactus-Captain Jerk

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Pre-lubing before the Rock-n-Roll, Captain Jerk, Kumrad, Responsive Asshole, and the flying high Snatchatory Rape

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Two hot hashers!! Captain Jerk and Shrimp Skanky are happy to be done with the marathon

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Captain Jerk is happy to be done

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Captain Jerk points out Responsive Asshole's shirt that she wore during the marathON, "Bringing it up the rear and running for beer!"

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Captain Jerk makes a move on Responsive's beer

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Captain Jerk and Shrimp Skanky getting served beer by the lovely Stuff Me and Pixy at Beer Check #2

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Captain Jerk finishes off the Jaeger Bomb that Pixy gave him at the beer check.

(You almost got to see that Jaeger AGAIN around mile 25, Pixy... thanks! -CJ)

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Captain Jerk arrived in time for the Margarita Check

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Boyz 2 Men, Captain Jerk, Stinkin Pussy

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Captain Jerk gets his 100 something headband. He has difficulty moving after Afterbirth tied it.

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The Other White Meat, and Captain Jerk, the Other Other White Meat

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Captain Jerk & Rump Ranger

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Thank you to everyone who helped to make this possible! We also appreciated the clean up help the next day, special thanks to Captain Jerk & Co.

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GI Ho, Peg, and SOS. If you have Peg, please return her to Captain Jerk immediately. He needs her. humm, if this helps last time I saw her Tequila was working those rosy red lips.

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Captain Jerk's girl Peg molesting Glad He Ate Her

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Captain Jerk & In Cum Snatch

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Captain Jerk Does his own version of the Chicken Dance

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Royal Flush and Captain Jerk vie for Repeat Offenders uh, attention as Victorias Secretion looks so innocent

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Peg, Heather, and Captain Jerk. If you havePeg, please be gentle with her!

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The imaginary Captain Jerk, beautiful Pixy & Virgin Hare Incumsnatch get caught with a down~down for getting everyone so dRUNk. 5 beer cks in 4 miles, including a jello shot check! Wow!

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GI HO demonstrates the "STEALTH" method of tying a headband on Captain Jerk. Can we guess where?

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Captain Jerk & Amy

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"Shitty trail..." Your Hares: Mrs. Buttfire, Captain Jerk Turtlehead and Stuff me "Salud!"

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"Ooh, I can tell," she says, as Captain Jerk demonstrates his preferred "Stroking" techinque to Income Snatch. In the background, Pixi is getting a little post-Tosti, while Ee I'm Cumming enjoys Finishing With Towel.

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Captain Jerk, you can't duck into the shadows! Oceanside P.D. knows you're here!!!!

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Arrival of Captain Jerk and his Humpin' Ho's

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Big BAD LeeRoy Brown arrives in his Pimpmobile -- Captain Jerk and the Carlsbad Wrecking crew arrive

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Captain Jerk pulls up late with his ladies - does that mean he pulled out early?

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Captain Jerk and that hot, hot Amy!!

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Snatch Delivery's back end really looks RED-HOT in the Red Dress Run fleece pants she bought from BORT and Nookie (now only $10). (Shameless self-promotion!!!) Nice Abu Ghraib, Captain Jerk ;)

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Captain Jerk and Salad Shooter

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The 2nd trail sucked. At least for Captain Jerk!

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Captain Jerk's giving Repeat Offender a surprise

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Amy and Captain Jerk. Way too cute!

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Captain Jerk gives the white trash salute for his sweet burn out

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Captain Jerk apologizes to Chick Clit for beating her up after a Jack Daniels/ meth binge

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Well Hiya cutie. Captain Jerk, thanks for bringing some Humpin to the North County!

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Mine's a Mini and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and SOS

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Captain Jerk and London's Bitch, looking freshy lei'd

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Penis Machinist, Captain Jerk, In Cum Snatch

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Your hares, Pixy, Captain Jerk, and In Cum Snatch!

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GI Ho, Captain Jerk, Amy, and Boyz-2-Men's Left Eye, I think

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Captain Jerk and Amy

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Just Cami, Captain Jerk, Needs One

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Just Mitzi (Sissy 1), Gi Ho, Boys-2-Men, Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk & Amy

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Amy & Captain Jerk

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Floatation Devices, Down Wendy, and Captain Jerk, Down Wendy=Hotness!

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Captain Jerk gives stagering props to Ford...

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Captain Jerk and Nookie say "Humpin' Powers -- Activate!"

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Amy & Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and Floatation Devices having a moment

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Captain Jerk strikes a pose, demonstrating the look on the face of the dead sealion on trail...

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Our Hare Captain Jerk with Amy. Thanks to Amy for keeping the beer check going after the cops left!

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Captain Jerk demonstrates the proper grip when handling the microphone

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Captain Jerk and the "Unstoppable Fist" & Just Amy

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Captain Jerk said "Bring on the FRB mug"...

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"shoot, I spoke too soon" Captain jerk says upon receving the FRB mug

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Floatation and Captain Jerk having yet another special moment!

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Captain Jerk and Between the Sheeps

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Needs One and Captain Jerk looking saucy

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Maui, Captain Jerk, and KumRad

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Captain Jerk & Famous Anus

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Captain Jerk and Famous Anus

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Captain Jerk and Trip Too

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Afterbirth, Swallow, Buttdart and Captain Jerk look very clean and sober.... wait a minute! That's a Thursday picture!

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Captain Jerk and Urethra Frankgland (OC) poolside

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Captain Jerk's reaction after finding his lingerie a couple days later

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Captain Jerk again?

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Captain Jerk and Sponge

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Captain Jerk, IceHo, Short Bus, Floatation Devices, and At Your Cervixxx......GANGRENE!!!! (and BTW... they're all throwing out the "Shockra" sign!)

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The Can Man, Pigs in a Blanket, Stinkin Pussy, Peek a boob and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk - WTF? An Irish Cholo?

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Happy happy! Captain Jerk and Chick Clit

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Captain Jerk rumbles with The Gang Grene from Arizona.

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Watch out Captain Jerk...Rhesus's hair is dangerous

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Captain Jerk and Floatation having Sex on the beach!!

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Chick Clit and Captain jerk "how many pictures like thsi can we take?!"

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GangGreen -- At Your Cervix and Captain Jerk

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Swallow Bitzch, Captain Jerk, and the FRB mug. After some negotiation, the FRB mug would go to BORT

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Would you like a bit of my "hamburger".....notice the only one really looking is Captain Jerk : )

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Captain Jerk...Gangrene leader

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Guess where I pulled these from! Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk ASSists in tying one off for Chick clit and her tee

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Captain Jerk & Between The Sheeps

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Captain Jerk snapping photos of asses as Between The Sheeps watches curiously and now understands how Wax My Ass got his name!

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Captain Jerk, always the gentleman

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'Why the fuck is he always so damn happy?' ponders Chick Clit of Captain Jerk

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Splatterpussy sandwich with Captain Jerk and Between The Sheeps

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Captain Jerk of UNSTOPPABLE FIST

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Captain Jerk on a hot and hilly part of the trail

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Down-Downs - Humpin Drinko De Mayo style w/ hares Captain Jerk & In Cum Snatch!

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Who Said Head, Captain Jerk, G-Minor, Mini, and WILLLLSONNNN!

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Salad Shooter and Captain Jerk

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Floatation Devices and Salad Shooter....with an ode to Sexo de Mayo! Captain Jerk provides the Mexican landscape.

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Captain Jerk (¡Que Guapo!) would love to shoot an unknown red substance in your mouth!

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Captain Jerk and Floatation Devices

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Jalapenis, Captain Jerk, Cheech and Chong....Viva Mexico!!

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The spontaneous birth of Captain Jerk.

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Hi Mas Penis! Captain Jerk and Chick Clit.....icky spot?

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Captain Jerk will help you buy Chick Clit! Easy financing terms!

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Captain Jerk's baked face and Chick Clit's sun burned legs

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Captain Jerk with At Your Cervixx's chin

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Your Humpin' circle is led by Captain Jerk and Weed Whack Her.

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Captain Jerk gives Humpin' Virgin Gerry a down-down.

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Just Roberta, Just Sheryl, the Great GM Captain Jerk

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Could this be the "Let An Elephant in Youuu" verse, or is Captain Jerk ducking the papparazzi?

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Rhesus smacks Dancing Queen while DQ smacks Jalapenis. Captain Jerk and Weedwhacker oversee the 3 Stooges action.

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Captain Jerk and Weed whip up another down down while Grassy Ass drinks.

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And Captain Jerk said, "What a crack-up!"

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Captain Jerk with Cum Union (formerly LB and OCPUH3, now in Austin)

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Captain Jerk and Jane

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Captain Jerk and Dianne 2 Gobble Cock

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Captain Jerk gets all the chicks now since becumming GM

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Boyz-2-Men's tongue and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk reads off the Padre Trail Inn accusations for Sox on Cox

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Peg and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and Over Easy battle for the Humpin' Hash Shit

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Songmeister Jalapenis and GM Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk is so delighted that he's seeing double.

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Captain Jerk read off some strange purchases that were in the Humpin checkbook

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Captain Jerk imitates Captain Morgan.

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Jalapenis shows Captain Jerk his addition to the Hash Shit, Danielle Van Dam's headboard. Who said head? Who said really bad taste?

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Royal's son, Royal Flush drinking for his son, RA WeedWhacker and GM Captain Jerk

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Melissa and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk, Melissa, and sunset over the Best Humpin' Ending Location Ever

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Dianne 2 Gobble Cock and Captain Jerk

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Put A Dick In It gives our great GM Captain Jerk a kiss.

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Ass Rammer and Captain Jerk, recruiting the next generation of hashers

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Pixy, and our Great GM Emperor, Captain Jerk

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Sex Cadet and In Cum Snatch, while Captain Jerk GMz from above.

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Our Great GM Captain Jerk and our Great RA Weed Whacker give Our Great Founder Sex Cadet a beer for his 100th Super Hare!!!!!

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Calling up the trail 2 hares - CFR, Captain Jerk and Wax My Ass

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Captain Jerk emerges from the hole

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Co-hares Kumrad and Splatterpussy at the On-Inn with Manscaper, Backdoor Banan Bitch, Captain Jerk, Just Lisa and Glow Worm

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Captain Jerk, $250 apiece Flo D, and Gi Ho

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Asshopher and Captain Jerk, they have a deep connection.

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Captain Jerk and Just Lisa, what else is she grabbing?

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Captain Jerk admires the sexy ensemble and bustline of Howdy.

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Ah yes, but the force is strong with this one! Captain Jerk takes a few steps back as Floatation Devices gets ready to wield her saber at the pinKyata

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Captain Jerk gets sent down the river

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One way... or another. Captain Jerk protecting the bush, um, the bushes.

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Captain Jerk explains why he is a "Piece" Officer. The job cums with plenty of perks.

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When good cops go bad. Captain Jerk strikes a pose with Oh Sh*t! What's That? "No officer, I haven't been drinking".

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Oh Sh*t! Handcuffs give Captain Jerk an unfair advantage!

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Captain Jerk helps "spice up" Splatterpussys' drink of choice. I believe she is getting "horny" now!

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London shares a moment with a garage sale sheep. Over Easy shares a moment with Captain Jerk.

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Captain Jerk dangles for the Carlsbad Beach people

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Captain Jerk our great GM is a mai-tai drinking Reno cop!

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Photo #87 of Captain Jerk's crotch, but we can never get enough.

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Just Doug and Captain Jerk, no doubt having a meaningful conversation about tight-fitting shorts.

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Captain Jerk "Don't make me use these, it will hurt me more than it will hurt you".

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Our Great GM, Captain Jerk!

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Captain Jerk and Weed WhackHer introduce the Humpin' virgins. Why are the virgins smiling? They're the virgins who made it to the end before dark!

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Captain Jerk running circle sans Weed - yes, it can be done, and done well!

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After successfully jumping three fountainous Humpin' Harriettes and the Dead Guy, Evil "Kimchee" Kenivil sez "owww, my nads!" Captain Jerk feels your pain! And PADii thinks it's all too funny!

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Anal Rose and Captain Jerk

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It's Captain Jerk and Hamburger Helper. A Republican's worst nightmare, and perhaps Pixy's too!

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Melissa and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk - don't hit the guy with the bad knee! It is so un-Captain like.

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Melissa and Captain Jerk. Yaay!

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Captain Jerk....I hate you.

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Captain Jerk and In Cum Snatch.

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Captain Jerk and Wank of Amerrrrrrrrrica!

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The hot thing Melissa and the Captain Jerk

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Come, hash with us... Humpin' Mismanagers Chick Clit and Captain Jerk. Dr Zaius is hidden in the glory of red. Look how Captain Claus is all smiles here..... BUT.....

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.... it's all sad as the cuffs go on Captain Jerk at the end of the day. Kids, don't cry. OPD, don't cry either. He'll be back again next christmas...... meanwhile....

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Just Duncan gets his Humpin' name courtesy of Captain Jerk and Weed WhackHer ... wait for it.... Duncan NoNuts! Hard to tell if more thought went into this name, or Duncan's mums name.

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Melissa helps Captain Jerk sling the meat!!

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Captain Jerk and I Dream of Weenie saying good bye to 2007

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Captain Jerk introduces Weed Whacker, our New Year baby. It's been a few hours since midnight, so he's already soiled his diaper.

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Captain Jerk introduces Virgin Andrea to the pack. And her new shoes.

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Captain Jerk, Camel Tits, and Tassel Whacker duck the flying fudge!

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This is what happens to Captain Jerk on the Full Moon

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Captain Jerk double-fists at the Humpin Beer Check (he wuz #69-3, and one of the 3 hashers with a 69 number, hee, hee, hee)

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Forrest Hump and Captain Jerk get carbo-loaded, thanks to Chick Clit, Royal Flush, and Here 2 Get Laid at the Humpin' Beer Stop

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Two Fisted and Captain Jerk

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Shortcutters (Captain Jerk)

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MicroScrewery, Captain Hook, Captain Jerk, and Wank of America, who enjoys a tall can!

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Captain Jerk pimpin it in the pizza port

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Pimp Daddy and Former RA AssHopHer, Just Trish, and GM Daddy Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk smackin his 'ho I Dream of Weenie

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Hi! My name is Captain Jerk, welcome to the Humpin' Hash!!

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Camel Tits & Captain Jerk

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A shining sea of Humpin' Happi Coats surrounds Captain Jerk as he leads the circle. In full Happi Attire there are Space Available, STFUA, Don Juan a Beaner, Wax, Splatter Pussy, 2-Fisted, Here To Get Laid, WitchFucker, Geriatric Stud, Kimchee, Orca Hole Lick, Asshopper, and Chick Clit

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Captain Jerk helps ASSS drink a beer through his snorkel

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Shigmata, drinks from the hash shit, as supervised by Captain Jerk. Notice the secret urban desert camouflage on the kegs.

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OverEasy trying to decide where/how to tie one on with Captain Jerk ...headband that is!

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Captain Jerk goes with the windup -----

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STFUA is all fired up with Grassy Ass and Captain Jerk through the 100F heat

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Dr. Zaius and Captain Jerk get pleasently surprised when somebody offers them a beer

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Captain Jerk wears the RA crown for now

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Captain Jerk- "I've had too many shooters. May I puke in your mouth?" Over Easy- "What?!"

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Humpin' GM Captain Jerk and Humpin' RA Weed Whack Her flank Pubert and Go Go

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Captain Jerk showing the "SPOCKer."

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Humpin's GM Captain Jerk trying to convince Whack Job to cum over to the other side and be a Humper

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Captain Jerk: "This is my kingdom and welcum to it!"

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Orca Hole Lick (who looks like a Transit Cop here) drinks from the FRB mug (which racist mmmrrrathnnnr Captain Jerk should be drinking from)

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In Cum Snatch, Shana, Captain Jerk

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Humpin's Beercheck #2 with Don Juan and Captain Jerk.

WHO PUT THE RUN in dRUNk?
Humpin'!! Humpin'!!

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Captain Jerk, Hawkeye, and harriettes with martinis.

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Captain Jerk hard at work!

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Captain Jerk shows In Cum Snatch how big it was

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Captain Jerk, Boys 2 Men, Pinche the Chihuahua, and Virgin Joseph

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Captain Jerk escaping across the border? ...w/ Boyz 2 Men as his accomplice!

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Captain Jerk pours a beer. ASSSSSS snorkels it!

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Wise guy Captain Jerk calls Tassel Whacker up to Circle to 'explain the directions to the Campout' knowing full well that TW was sans-voice due to a severe case of laryngitis ...notice the hat in Circle (it wasn't the first time) ...oh, and then there's that cute spreadsheet walking by

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Captain Jerk and Weed confer as they put together their final down-downs of their mismanagment year

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Captain Jerk he's the one, he makes Humpin' so much fun! Captain Jerk you're the one!

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Captain Jerk and Virgin Hottie, long lost brothers?

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Chick Clit, Here 2 Get Laid, Captain Jerk & Salad Shooter: All current and former Humpin' Mismanagement enjoy Scoobyriific shots. The New ChickClit! Now entirely UP-UP free!!! (and Royal free)

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What? Is Captain Jerk POUTING at not being GM anymore?

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Captain Jerk is one happy Hasher kicking up his heels

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Voted: Prettiest Smile- Captain Jerk of course!

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Captain Jerk has a sexy ass yearbook photo!!!!

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Captain Jerk introduces his fellow racers.

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When one m*rathoner drinks, they all drink! Just Cathy, Just Deborah, Captain Jerk, Just Rob Dawg, and Just Eric

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Captain Jerk and Camel Tits enjoying the Jell-o

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I Dream of Weenie, Captain Jerk, and Take It Like A Man welcome you to the finest beach in the empire!

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Just Billie and Oh Shit! at the Wrinkle Room...Captain Jerk led the pack off trail...cuz we really needed more alcohol...

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Hard to tell the best part of the pic...I think it is Captain Jerk embracing (and carrying) Kimchi...more man-love.

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Wank of America and Captain Jerk hared to the center of the Center of the Universe!

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Hares - Captain Jerk, Petite, Pixy and Ass-Hop-Her.

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Post office beercheck. Wank of America, Captain Jerk, Pixy, and Jager!

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Captain Jerk and GI Ho get Pinche howling...we are so easily entertained.

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Captain Jerk & Buttdart

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SuperMan and SuperBrazilianMan (Fluff and Captain Jerk) flank Micro!

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Captain Jerk didn't know she was a FemBot

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Bandido sez "yes, in fact, it is this big!" (this is also Bandito's Captain Jerk pose :] )

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Captain Jerk and Brandy

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Just Danielle, quite the Christmas ensemble! Wasn't Captain Jerk detained by Oceanside's Worst wearing that same Santa suit last year?

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Over Easy hosts Beercheck #2, enjoyed by Liz, SAMM, Red Roof Ryder and Captain Jerk, and no bees! (looks like 8 BOO BEES to ME!) Someone can not count.

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Over Easy's New Ride, Captain Jerk's Similar Ride, and an old dog with a new name

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Deep Chocolate, Captain Jerk, and $6.50 pitchers.

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Captain Jerk is earning his red wings

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Maui, Captain Jerk, Nose Job, Deep Chocolate!

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Captain Jerk does his song and dance routine about Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

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Captain Jerk and 25 Guaranteed, with jello shots on Capt's patio

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Douche of Hazzard and Captain Jerk. Silkyyyyy!

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Captain Jerk pole dances as Petite provides the dollas.

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Petite, Too Loose, Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk takes the mic!

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Captain Jerk!

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Petite, Captain Jerk, and trebles

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Five former Humpin' GMs: Swallow Bitzch, Dr. Zaius, Cyranose,Captain Jerk, and Turtlehead

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Captain Jerk having another Captain Kirk moment

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InCum Snatch and Captain Jerk are all smiles - obviously not aware that Dick Cheney is coming to get them!

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GM's past and present: Heat Pump, Martha FS, Cyranose, Turtlehead,Swallow, Kimchee, and Captain Jerk. (Dr. Z was probably collecting cash at this time. Yaay, Hash Cash!)

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Go TEAM! Captain Jerk, In Cum Snatch and Rides On took their purple power to a whole new level!

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Team 10 (WhoPutCumInMyAss, GhettoMan, Sponge, Captain Jerk) let y'all know you're Number 2.

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Team 10! Team 10! Starting from the left and in a cockwise direction, we have Sponge (hula champion), GhettoMan (the fast one), WhoPutCumInMyAss (the smart one), and Captain Jerk (the purple one).

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Kimchee and Captain Jerk, the current and former GM's of the Humpin' Hash. Making everything worse!

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Captain Jerk has Cock-E-Leekie !

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Chick Clit and Captain Jerk sing the Rent closing finale number to 1 2 covered in goo. Weed played the goldfish.

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Captain Jerk And ICS

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The UNSTOPPABLE jello shooter. And fist. Captain Jerk and Nancy.

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WNG SAMM and Captain Jerk

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No Shit, with Douche of Hazzard and Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk and SOS

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Captain Jerk in the circle trail

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Chris, Eric, Deborah, Captain Jerk, and Howdy's Chick atop Mount JFC.

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Captain Jerk

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Captain Jerk makes an important call

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Captain Jerk!

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BORT drinks from the hash shit while Captain Jerk has a mind meld with ChickClit

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Captain Jerk does the mother-daughter clean and jerk!

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Chick Clit blesses the hares. Captain Jerk gets a flour shower.

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Captain Jerk and Just Deborah. Naming next week!

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Captain Jerk is setting trail

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Hares Turd Bird and Captain Jerk were seen near the start

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Hare Captain Jerk with
Virgin Hare Just Deborah
Dripples

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Captain Jerk's unofficial stop at Pizza Port

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Just Erin, Captain Jerk & In Cum Snatch at Toga 2009

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Captain Jerk and ECT spread hare lies. DSD preps the flour shower.

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Seconds before Captain Jerk left the pack speechless.....

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Dripples and Hare Captain Jerk at Beer Check... Unruly in the back...

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Knee Deep returns to demonstrate The Unstoppable Fist! Captain Jerk has the unstoppable flour fist. Just Bill has the unstoppable prostate-checking fist.

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Represent! Forest Hump & Captain Jerk

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Seconds before Captain Jerk "showed up" Beau Job

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Captain Jerk and Spreadsheet!

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Captain Jerk, ICS, Jacket Off!

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Captain Jerk gives Mannogram a helicopter ride

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Bandidos #2 and #3 on todays trail, Hashin' for Passion and Captain Jerk

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Ayayayayayay! Captain Jerk!

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Captain Jerk, Rub My Buns and Shane at beer check #1

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Captain Jerk and Shane.........on up!

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Captain Jerk and Village Tool at beer check #2

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Village Tool leading Shane and Captain Jerk on the eagle trail

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Captain Jerk, Beer Stein, Heaven's Gate and Fuzzy Wuzzy at the On After

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Eagle Trail runner: Shane, Captain Jerk, Chicken Poop and Village Tool

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Captain Jerk, Cathy, ICS, looking all good!

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Uh oh. Now there's 3 kinds of trouble! (Captain Jerk, Wild Nobb Gobbler, and One Hand Bandido)

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2009 SDH3 X-Mas Party (Nag Reflex, Spreadsheet, Captain Jerk, What ??, In Cum Snatch, GI Ho

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Rectum Rider, Captain Jerk & ??

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Captain Jerk, Do It Myself, SAMM!

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Are you horny? Captain Jerk and Anal Rose are. A little!

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Butt Chug Ready and Captain Jerk

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Bandido, on his way to finishing his first 1/2 marathon, with Captain Jerk. On-On!

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Captain Jerk and One Hand Bandido rolling into the beercheck on the return leg

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Captain Jerk with the Justs: Amanda, Pamela, and Aimee

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All the way from beauuuutiful Phoenix, it's Ballzheimers. And Captain Jerk!

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It's Prom Night for Dripples and Captain Jerk!

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Captain Jerk and Shrimp Skanky. Racists!

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Captain Jerk, Beer Near!

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Captain Jerk

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Attention! This is not Captain Jerk. Captain Jerk was at the Humpin' Campout.

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Captain Jerk in the dungeon

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Captain Jerk and Absolut Whore